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| Equality for homosexuals and aliens alike! |
Clearly I am an alien. I have been here now for 18 cycles,
or as you call them here on Earth, years. Approximately 0.5% of your population
is actually my species under cover. We call ourselves the Bisexuals. I also
fall into several subcategories pertaining to extraordinary wit and
intelligence, but we’ll keep it simple for now.
I was a little shocked to find out how few people are
bisexual....but I guess that’s because I hang out in the Homo-journal Palace
most of the time. If you’re at school one person in your year will be bisexual?
If you work on a team of 10 people, half a person will be bisexual? This figure
seems a little low, but was taken from a survey of over 30,000 people just two years
ago. I reckon it’s to do with age. Maybe more of my generation fall into the
alien categories?
Lots of love
Your Mel
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