- Musically talented
- Doctor Who nerd
- Tall
- Likes gummy bears and vodka
- Brunette (I just automatically pair all blondes with brunettes for some reason, adds variety to their children)
- Appreciates astrophysics, but hates the rest of the physics field
- Gay
No one I personally know fits these criteria which I have
devised for Rory’s genetically unparalleled mate. The closest of my personal acquaintances
only fits four out of seven :/ however,
if I were to go out on a limb here the obvious choice is David Tennant.
Pros:
- Doctor who nerd
- Sexy
- Tallish
- Probably knows a little astrophysics
- Almost everyone likes vodka and gummy bears, so he is likely to
- Brunette with pretty highlights
Cons:
- Not gay
- Not certain of musical prowess, but if all else fails could be lovingly ‘tutored’ by Rory
The not gay problem I suspect is one of the biggest issues
that face non-straight people today, some people take offense if they get propositioned
by a member of the opposite sex, but, as we all know everyone is actually
bisexual (refer all questions to Miu).
Remember, it also works the other way around, you could be totally in
love with a girl who regrets to inform you is a lesbian.
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| Come hither my dear Rory |
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