Saturday, 21 April 2012

Getting busy with my fetish...

Well well, I am sorry to say that I will not be able to give you your much deserved post of the day. Dear readers, please forgive me but I am sure you will understand as under such circumstances... you would have done the same.

As a prepping for today's post, I decided to spend all day yesterday (and good part of this morning for that matter) indulging in some of my favourite fetishes - as well as the normal stuff people do out there (or so I've heard). Well now I know how silly that was (no, of course I don't regret it, it was fucking amazing!), for some reason I actually believed it would be an excellent idea: I could do a clear analysis of fetishes and compare such experience with the "normal/common" thing; after all, it is known that often the best way to learn is through experience, right? Oh, I can say I have indeed learnt a lot, but what I didn't realise were the consequences that would come with the experience.

Fetishes are by definition arousing, often entertaining, sometimes amusing, but ALWAYS distracting. If you can walk away from your "fetish", if you can say "let's give the cat a rest and have some breakfast", or "enough with the swastika encrusted dildos already, I have maths homework", then it can hardly be described as a fetish. Fetishes are all consuming. When indulging in a fetish (with any degree of success) do not expect to have any kind of reasoned or clear thought. It should just be "my goodness, this spanking is magnificent!" all the way.You can therefore see how I was not about to take out the laptop to report my findings, however interesting and entertaining they were.

"Bestiality killed the cat" - should have given it a rest

At this point, I would like to specify that by fetish I don't mean "give me your shoes or I will not be able to cum" but rather "yes, this is nice... now tie me up and make it even better!" So my advice is... you won't know until you try! Sure not all fetishes are suited for everyone, each person has different sexual preferences, but in Italy they say "il mondo e' bello perche' vario" which is a nicer way of saying: if we were all the same, the world would be a pretty shitty and boring place to live in.

Don't live closed up, escape the daily routine, explore, have fun! I am sure there is a fetish out there for you to discover and remember, it does not have to be taken to the extreme. It doesn't even have to be a regular thing, just a way of spicing things up with your partner every now and again; never underestimate the importance of a good sex life ;)

Pretending to be sims... try it it's fun! (as in "haha" fun, not "hot" fun)

So what are you waiting for? Go on, there is the whole of internet to explore (unless you have a fetish for homo-journal, which would be totally understandable).

Well I need to get back to my "unutterable deeds" and I will see you next week!


Miu xx

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