I've never really been a big one for New Years resolutions but that's mostly because I really suck at keeping them. So usually I just end up making vague 'this year had better be better than last year' (2010 and 2011 were kind of rocky) or 'new year, new me' type things.
But that's not going to work this year - 2012 was awesome! I got into medical school, came out to my friends (in a very confusing way) and eventually got up the nerve to ask my girlfriend out.
So I've got to come up with something better for 2013. I think the main thing I want out of 2013 is to pass my first year of uni, especially given how badly practice tests have gone! But more generally, I want 2013 to be even better than 2012.
What a year 2012 was. Sherlock returned to our TV screens and promptly departed again. The Doctor was tragically separated from the Ponds, and united with Soufflé Girl. I went to New York City and met Troy, saw Wicked, went up the Empire State Building and got up close and personal with Lady Liberty (sort of). I passed the IB better than I expected to, got into University, moved to a different country, got drunk more times than I care to remember, and still don't have a boyfriend. The Queen celebrated her Diamond Jubilee and looked on at all the countries she used to own at the Olympics. Wills and Kate are even expecting a child. Gay men married your girlfriends; gay women married your boyfriends. I got a job; Mitt Romney didn't. Homo-Journal was founded, and then we moved into Hogwarts. I even managed to get a four year old kid to shout "D.I.O" at my friend at the fireworks yesterday. So yeah, it's been a good year.
I think that calls for a party.
As with every New Year, people around the world sit down and decide to take their lives and give it a good shake up; they decide to quit smoking, or stop drinking, or lose weight. Some try their hardest to stop eating junk food, others spend their time cutting down the time they spend on social media or online games.
I keep telling everybody that I don't make New Year's Resolutions, but in reality I've spent the last nineteen years of my life making the same or similar ones over and over again: "I will get a boyfriend" replaced "I will come out" some moons ago.
I fear I will end this way too :(
So, in no particular order, here are my constant, unchanging, New Year's Resolutions, so that when I return to Embankment for the New Year's Fireworks in 2014, my friends can point and laugh at me for not having succeeded at any of them (again):
I will find a boyfriend.
I will lose weight.
I will not make any New Year's Resolutions.
I will not run up an £80 tab in the pub after two consecutive nights of student deals.
I will make considerable progress with Grade 8 Piano and Grade x Bassoon.
I will continue to not engage in any form of sport.
I will not run up another overdraft.
I will convince my mum that her buying me a car and paying for the insurance is the best idea ever.
Yours ambitiously,
Rory.
PS// This is being posted by Mel due to some very funny goings on and Todostrieb disappearing. Something to do with Bond/Q fanfiction probably. Or maybe I just think that's the answer to everything now?
