Showing posts with label Manual. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Manual. Show all posts

Monday, 30 July 2012

Since a little clarification seems necessary...

As a bisexual male, virginity is very, very complex. I mean, when you say "virginity", what do you mean? Does it only apply to penetrative heterosexual sex? Can it be penetrative homosexual sex? As a bottom, or only as a top? Where do blowjobs come in all of this?

I refuse to make a joke about that last sentence. 
I mean, if you just take "virginity" as the state of not having participated in a given sexual act, then there are at least 12 different virginities a bisexual male can have, if you ignore the somewhat less common/legal ones. I mean, look:

  1. Homosexual penetrative sex, top.
  2. Homosexual penetrative sex , bottom.
  3. Homosexual oral sex, top.
  4. Homosexual oral sex, bottom.
  5. Homosexual manual sexual stimulation, top.
  6. Homosexual manual sexual stimulation, bottom.
  7. Heterosexual penetrative sex.
  8. Heterosexual oral sex, female -> male.
  9. Heterosexual oral sex, male -> female.
  10. Heterosexual manual stimulation, female -> male.
  11. Heterosexual manual stimulation, male -> female.
  12. Usage of sex toys.
You should've seen the list that did include the weird ones.
So which one do you mean, overly-curious friend, when you ask me if I've lost my virginity? Are you asking me if I've given someone a blowjob, or if a girl has given me a handjob, or if I've used anal beads?

...actually, if you're one of my friends, you're probably working from the weird list.

Yours not-quite-so-purely,

James.

I've lost 7/12.