Amongst my homojournal resolutions; I will post on time, I
will post on time, I do believe in fairies, I do believe in fairies and they
are people too: I also have some private ones.
As I’m away from university over the holiday season it means
a month away from the gym. I can hear your gasps of suprise now. Yes, me, I,
Mel who is lazy to the point of clinical disability goes to the gym regularly. Anyway,
as a result of this so far two week but soon to be four week absence I can see
that my arms and legs have already lost tone, clearly it has nothing to do with
the noodles or pizza. (We’ll ignore my middle parts, the food baby is here to
stay, deal with it).
Hence, therefore, thus, furthermore, in conclusion my new
year’s resolution is to start an exercise routine I can do from home, and when
I get back to uni, one I can do every morning without going to the gym.
In my quest for a workout for lazy nerds with minimal
equipment I stumbled across nerdfit. Nerdfit is a site for nerds wanting to get
fit....who’d have guessed. Anyway they have lots of user friendly videos and
workout plans. Below is a link to the one I’ll be doing. Though, substituting
the pull-ups and chin-ups with more press-ups as I’m weak and have no pull up
bar, and adding in some V-sit crunches.
I warn you this is the advanced one so DO NOT START WITH
THIS. They have a beginner version. I’ve gone to the gym on average for 2 hours
a day for the last 10 weeks, and this workout is kicking my butt anyway, doing
it from scratch will result in zombification and homicide.
Getting fit is probably the most common (if boring) resolution,
but don’t take it too seriously. My motto in life is work my arse off in the
gym so I can keep up with my pizza addiction. It seems to be working so far, as
I feel better but look pretty much the same.
Here are some more links for any homojournalers hoping to get back in shape after the festive season.
Lots of Love Mel
PS, sorry this was basically an excuse for me to nerd about
my fitness routines and brag a little. The title of this post comes from the
big fat quiz of the year on channel 4, which is available for UK readers to
watch here...
...it comes highly recommended.
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