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| Our Jubilee themed banner, a source of great debate. |
Miu: Kill me
now.
Eli: What's
wrong?
Miu: Was it
not clear that I do not agree with the whole jubilee-theme?
Eli: ...Since when?
Eli: And Miu,
we must celebrate the old.
Mel: Man up Miu.
You live in England, You must love the queen....also tea.
Miu: Well I
do not, sorry but not all English people must and I am not even English so…
Miu: You guys
picked it and it's fine, I simply do not conform.
Mel: I guess
you could write about what's going on in Italy.
Mel: What is
happening over there anyway?
Eli: Dolce
and gibanna are the queen and king, right?
Miu: -.- First of all it's "gabbana"
secondly... NEVER and thirdly... we have no monarchy.
Mel:
Oh....who do you put on your stamps?
Todostrieb: Speak
about the student strikes, or how everyone hates the new government!
Miu: whyyyyy?
The theme is the jubilee and how does it have anything to do with homojournal.
Mel: I was
going to speak about lack of gay royals...and the royal sex icons and
scandals....also was going to mention bra fitting and the queens boobs.
Eli: What
about that gay Indian prince? The one that was on telly looking for a man?
James: Nobody
write about this man, he's claimed:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_George,_Duke_of_Kent
James: "Both before and after his marriage, Prince
George had a string of affairs with both men and women, from socialites to
Hollywood celebrities."
"The Duke of Kent is said to have been
addicted to drugs (notably morphine and cocaine) – a weakness which his brother
the Prince of Wales was deputed to cure him of during the latter part of the
1920s – and reportedly was blackmailed by a male prostitute to whom he wrote
intimate letters. Another of his reported sexual liaisons was with his distant
cousin Louis Ferdinand, Prince of Prussia; art historian Anthony Blunt was
reputedly another intimate."
Eli: Does
this mean that next week's theme is "gay royals"?
James: It's
just "Royalty", Queen's breast size, which royal you'd bang, etc...
Mel: Harry
OBVS.
Todostrieb: Nah
def. Kate.
Mel: Her too.
Eli: Ew,
they're all gross. I'd rather bang the corgis. And I hate dogs.
Mel: I vote
we print screen this thread for our Sunday post....and scribble out names on
paint....
Miu: No one
who wants to fuck the queen!? D:
Eli: Not when
she lies back and thinks of England -.-
Mel: England
is sexy. Plus, she used to be fit.
Mel: Bragging
rights?
Eli: ...Not when someone shouts
"Yorkshire" or "bull dog" or "tea!" or "fish
and chips" when they cum. -.-
Mel: But
isn't England all about stiff upper lip and restraint? Handcuffs and gags...
illusions and role play, disguise and spies. Fucking outside in the
rain...eloquent dirty talk and the corruption of those posh totties?
James: Quite
frankly, the way Mel describes it, I want Mel as Queen.
Mel:
I've been campaigning for years. Finally some recognition.
Miu: Wait...
by that James... do you mean you want to fuck Mel? o.O
Eli: I'm in
the wrong England, I want to be in that one. *point to Mel and James, in a red
telephone box*
Mel: Join us.
Miu: *Hides behind the lamp post with
a video camera* this is sooo going on the video section
Rory: Wait, I
thought this whole theme was about what we would have done over 60 years on the
throne..?
James: I think
it'd work better if it was just "Anything "British Monarchy"
related", you could do the 60 years thing, Mel can do the Queen's breast
size (she mentioned it), I can do the amazing Prince George, Duke of Kent
(sadly only by writing about him)...
I swear you've spelled Miu's name wrong?? >.<
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